Saturday, August 22, 2009
healthcare in America . . . the real issue
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Fordham's moral compass
sydney morning herald, tuesday, 12.05.09
John Fordham, of the Fordham Company and manager of embattled former NRL player and Footy Show personality Matthew Johns said, "I don't deal with David Gallop [NRL chief executive] in relation to Matthew Johns' contractual arrangements at Channel Nine. David Gallop has no direct involvement in any way, shape or form with Matthew Johns' arrangements with Channel Nine or indeed with any other entity. I am therefore deeply surprised that he would want to involve himself in an employment issue in which he has no involvement."
sydney morning herald, wednesday, 13.05.09
David Gyngell, [chief executive of channel 9] said in a statement, "I fully endorse [NRL chief executive] David Gallop's comments concerning the indefensible conduct of some players and the lack of respect for women and the critical focus on all stakeholders to help eradicate it from our game. I join with him in extending my apologies and sympathy to the young woman involved in the incident, who clearly is still distressed as a consequence."
Dear John,
You may want to wake up to your massive PR blunder in yesterday's ill-conceived defense of Matthew Johns and realize just how much David Gallup's leadership of the NRL has to do with your client's former employers at Channel 9 and the Melbourne Storm, not to mention any public appearances and sponsorship deals you may have had planned for Johns' future.
Considering what would appear to be your level of understanding of the public's contempt in this case, and the moral issues at play, you'll probably be "deeply surprised" at today's revelations as well that 9 and the Storm are very much influenced by the opinions of the leader of a sports league who grants them the rights to work on the league's behalf; a leader I might add who actually understands the public's disgust for the actions of Johns and others, and what it means not only to the economic future of the NRL but what it says about the public's values and basic respect for human dignity, and decency. When a media personality excuses his participation in gang sex on a 19 year old by affirming that it was consensual, most of us would know that something is desperately wrong.
How a legitimate entertainment manager could have so badly misjudged public sentiment against John's behavior in '02, as revealed by the Four Corners program, and his absurd wink and nod apologia on the Footy Show last week in advance of the Four Corners' airing is beyond comprehension. Notwithstanding the lack of personal integrity for the absolute moral position any decent human being might have taken on the matter, in what must have been your advice to Johns about his comments on the Footy Show, you compound it by assaulting Gallup's right to take a stance on the employment of someone directly connected to the integrity of the league over which he has authority, and take the blundering to new heights by advising Johns to announce that there will be no public apology to the victim.
It's astounding really, but pride comes before a fall, and I can only imagine how some of your other clients will be reacting to your handling of the incident, and your seeming lack of any moral compass, especially the females like Lisa Wilkinson, Tracy Grimshaw, and Deborah Thomas.
Note for the future: the truth will always surface, and the only course of action for any person in the public eye is a full and complete admission of guilt, followed by an unequivocal apology to the victims . . . not to the hurt one's actions have caused their own family. It's media management 101, John, and more importantly, it's the right thing to do.
disappointed,
downandunder
Sunday, August 24, 2008
the good, the blond, and the ugly
The casting suggestions are already in full swing I'm sure, but who could you possibly get to play Grazer, but Grazer? Well, maybe Seth Green if you starved him for a month, put his finger in a light socket, and used a ton of hair gel to cement the effect.
Let's have a virtual look at Ms. Mullens' address book.
- Judith Regan in her lawsuit with News Ltd., Murdoch, Ailes, Giuliani, et. al.
- AFTRA in their who's-selling-out-the-rank-and-file dispute with SAG (hey, we're all one union aren't we?) over the AMPTP contract
- Isaiah Washington in his struggles with Grey's Anatomy, T.R. Knight . . . and homophobia of course
- Cruise-Wagner and Valkyrie, or National Socialism meets Scientology and gets 'clear' . . . way clear, as it turns out, of a film that anyone will want to see. I understand that the cringe factor is quite high, and definitely not up to the comedic standards of "Mein Führer, I can walk!" . . . my lone script note was for the eyepatch to move from left to right several times during the course of the film, like Marty Feldman's (Eye-Gor's) hump in Young Frankenstein
- Quarterlife, and I never thought that after 30 Something I'd ever feel sorry for Zwick and Herskovitz, but how far one can descend from the brilliance of Blood Diamond to the depths of 20-something blog standard
- The McCourts and their stumbling, fumbling acquisition of the easy to buy but harder to sell the increased price of DDogs and seat license Dodgers . . . and you thought that O'Malley's land grab, rape of the inhabitants of Chavez Ravine half a century ago was venal . . . then a lawsuit with the Angels over who can use the letters LA (I hear they'll be taking Water & Power to (Mc)court soon . . . but watch out for Hollis Mulray!)
- R. Kelly and god knows what manner of depravity, was it Zappa who said "she's only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty", or is it the Firesign Theater's invocation of the great Morman leader Get'em Young that seems the more appropriate reference here?
- Paula Poundstone, and this one is better left alone really, but just for fun, see either Michael Jackson's playroom or the curiously aggressive female gym teacher and the pubescent pupil genre of cliches and celebrity nightmares where short haircuts and pantsuits are not optional . . . note to Ellen, we understand it signifies that one of you is playing the traditional male role, but do you really think we needed the extra visual aid to figure that one out?
- Tommy Lee and our collective cultural roll to the tattooed and pierced bottom of it all
- Brandy and the spin of her how-to-drive-like-a-man-slaughterer habits into a small fine and an apology to the victim's family
- And all this before the Andreas Martinez (yes there are red-headed people with Latin surnames who nonetheless look Irish), Grazergate, Sunday Opinion (are there any other kinds?), Allan Mayer-42 West-Fleishman Hillard-Universal Music, David Hiller, Chicago Tribune owned "substance-free" LATimes, editorial-news-PR-advertising-publishing-ethically challenged-everyone's in bed with everyone-no Chinese firewall-conflict of something if not interest (and who's really interested anyway), wacky, wonderful world of information we live in
Now that's what I call a CV . . . and I'll bet she's really something when the lights dim too, or to paraphrase Loudon Wainwright III "that Little (Blond) Riding Hood, she really does it to me".
Hey all you editors and publishers out there, maybe you can have one of Ms. Mullens' clients (and what a line-up we're talking about) guest-edit your opinions page . . . who knows what pro quo you might be able to get for a little quid?
I harken back in these ethically challenging times to the sage pronouncement of Mark Saylor, one of the great journalism-to-PR-with-no-qualms-crossover-artists in recent memory, and a former colleague of Mayer-Mullens (not that the distance between journalism and PR is the chasm it once was, morally or ideologically . . . no Snake River Canyon Knievel jump required), when he said, without dropping a stitch of irony mind you, that some of his clients may have "made mistakes or done wrong things, sure, but there's nothing I'm doing that I have the least ethical qualm about."
Says it all really.
I always get a touch nostalgic about my old home town and the tragicomic goings on in the industry . . . at least it affords me the opportunity to channel Richard Meltzer in the process of forming a response. In the famous words of someone, you couldn't make this shit up . . . well maybe you shouldn't anyway.
yours,